Job Titles that Go Too FAR!
OK, so a vendor of ours emailed me and I noticed they had the job title “Client Success Manager”. It’s just my opinion, but I think it is a bad idea for a job title to exceed the physical limits of human responsibility. Does this mean I can now blame my vendor for all my failures?
Anywho, it got me and my coworkers thinking of other fun job titles we could have that would imply super-human skill sets:
- Earthquake Prevention Specialist
- Swine Aeronautics Engineer
- Client Sexual Appeal Consultant
- Client Existential Fulfillment Manager
- Chaos Theory Circumvention Consultant
- Customer Competency Manager
