Mind Maelstrom
Death Ray - Disposable

Death Ray - Disposable

Hard Earned Wisdom - Disposable

Hard Earned Wisdom - Disposable

“NFC played an important role in SNS use. Specifically, high NFC individuals tended to use SNS less often than low NFC people, suggesting that effortful thinking may be associated with less social networking among young people.”

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I wish I saw this in middle-school. I will be using this when teaching my own children math.

Job Titles that Go Too FAR!

OK, so a vendor of ours emailed me and I noticed they had the job title “Client Success Manager”.  It’s just my opinion, but I think it is a bad idea for a job title to exceed the physical limits of human responsibility.  Does this mean I can now blame my vendor for all my failures?

Anywho, it got me and my coworkers thinking of other fun job titles we could have that would imply super-human skill sets:

  • Earthquake Prevention Specialist
  • Swine Aeronautics Engineer
  • Client Sexual Appeal Consultant
  • Client Existential Fulfillment Manager
  • Chaos Theory Circumvention Consultant 
  • Customer Competency Manager